Warhammer 40,000: A Tale of Planets & Tentacles
Yes. The title of this Blog is not clickbait. This is actually a thing that happens.
Shut up, it makes sense in context.
So:
- As the bloodletters returned to the task of dismantling the capital city brick by brick, soul by soul, Kargon surveyed the madness and saw that it was good. Dubbed ‘The Seed-Bearer’ by those who sought to invoke his presence, Kargon had feasted on the entrails of a thousand worlds. Drawn to breaches in the membrane between warp space and the material universe like a shark to fresh blood, Kargon knew only one purpose: strike, violate, move on. Soon Ilium would lay behind him, forgotten, like so many worlds before.
- - Hell in a Bottle
- The assembled horde – a hideous confederation of lesser daemons, mutant spawn, bloodletters,…
Warhammer 40,000: Speed Feats Summarized
- 1 Introduction
- 2 Bullet-timing Feats
- 3 Microsecond Feats
- 4 Nanosecond Feats
- 5 Picosecond Feats
- 6 The Zeptosecond Feat... Wait, what?
Warhammer 40,000 is one of the most ridiculous, insane and broken Fictional Universes out there. It seems like I can't go through a single book without stumbling into a new piece of insanity. And this doesn't apply only to the technological achievements of the verse's races, but to the individual strength, speed, and psychic power of its characters.
And yet, despite all of that, Warhammer 40,000 manages to also be simultaneously one of the most downplayed universes there is. Of course, this is slowly changing, mostly thanks to loser nerds awesome people like Azathoth, who's dedicated a lot of his time to properly explainin…
Galacta: Galactus' Teenage Daughter
Yes, really. This is an actual thing that happened in Marvel Comics once, and I'm really making a Respect Blog for it.
Mostly because I actually like Galacta despite her overwhelming sillyness. She is very cute. And she doesn't deserve having such a crap profile like the one she has now, so its time to fix it.
Before we begin, something needs to be clarified: Galacta only has two sources for feats, first the most straightforward, her actual comicbook, and secondly her official, in-character in-universe twitter account, which is packed full of further explanations and goofy but ridiculous feats.
Seeing as this twitter account ran alongside the duration of her limited comic run, and is an integral part of her story in-comic, using it is actuall…
Warhammer 40,000: The Phalanx Takes Flight
The Phalanx is a colossal starship the size of a small moon that serves as the Fortress-Monastery of the Imperial Fists Adeptus Astartes Chapter. It was built by the design and guidance of the Primarch Rogal Dorn himself, when the Imperium of Man was at the height of its power. Outside of lost relics from the Dark Age of Technology, it is widely considered to be the greatest spacecraft in the whole Imperium.
It is also incredibly fast despite its immense bulk. But first, let's go with the quotes.
- THEY CROWDED ABOUT the frigate in the manner of wolves circling a wounded prey animal, observing and considering the condition of the Eisenstein. Sensor dishes and listening gear turned to face the drifting warship, and learned minds attempted to dis…
Civilization Profile Project
- 1 Introduction
- 2 Civilization Tiering System
- 3 The Kardashev Scale
- 4 Civilization Profile Template
- 5 Profile Example: The Galactic Empire
- 5.1 Summary
- 5.2 Powers and Stats
- 6 Profile Example: The Imperium of Man
- 6.1 Summary
- 6.2 Powers & Stats
Hello.
The purpose of this blog is to explain the ideas and principles behind a project that The Everlasting and I have been working on for sometime, and lay the foundation for all Civilization Profiles throughout the wiki's future.
Currently, both him and I are bothered by the way this wiki creates Faction, Race and Civilization profiles, essentially just treating them like a Character Profile, but with multiple characters. The problem with this is that it doesn't cover nothing of what would actually go into a debate involv…