• I live in The Shadow Realm
  • I was born on September 12
  • My occupation is Tea Time
  • I am Attack Helicopter


[Character name] wins for reasons above
~ The tagline of The Netizen's Guide to becoming a Vs Debater
Extraordinary claims... require extraordinary evidence.
~ The Living Tribunal1, The Netizen's Guide to becoming a Vs Debater
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
~ Original Source unknown, The Netizen's Guide to becoming a Vs Debater.
Apparently, if you score a negative on IQ test, they give you a free past out of everything!
~ Suzaku, CODE MENT

Short Term Status: Active lol

Long-Term Status: Active-ish (Life)

Welcome to my profile. I'm a Touhou fan. That's all you need to know about me. shenanigans

Indiscriminate Quote Dump
Any alien influence must be ruthlessly quashed. Only by staying pure, and true to ourselves and the planet that gave us life can we guard against insidious Xeno plots. Even mastery over the Alien might not be enough to guarantee our own safety...
~ The Fanatic Xenophobe, Stellaris
Xeno mongrels have declared war on each other!
~ The Xenophobe Advisor, Stellaris
Thank you, Hazama!
~ Ruby Rose
~ Some lyrics from "MUST DIE", Susanoo's Theme
Nice try.
~ Hazama
There can be no negotiation with abominations.
~ Snail Fanatic Purifiers, Stellaris
~ Yandere Dev (Source[])


This thing called Justice changes its shape... depending on where you stand.
~ Kuzan
All humans are afraid of monsters, the monsters they keep inside of them, they drove the species who are able to expose the monsters in them down the purgatory underground. There, in the purgatory deep inside the Earth where people are made, he was born. He hated, and loved, the monster that is forming inside of him more than anyone else. Together with his second mother, he climbed up to the world where the people who have driven him into the underground live. However, at that time, it was too late. This world above ground is waiting for its slow death, same as the people who are continue to stay there. This world, this surface, is the realm of the dead, and this species called humans, they have built for themselves a world of twilight. There, he met a ghost called "Father". His second mother, who has come to this Netherworld with him, remained there. While he returned to the purgatory where he was born. That place, the place where he lives, that purgatory that should be the last world of humans... Fried Shrimp.
~ Koishi Komeiji (Gif)
Change your perspective; and you change the world. On the Moon you can hold up your hand and the Earth is no more.
~ Rei'sen (KKHTA)
ye , and you want to know whats even more wierd... we are still sitting on the ceiling !!! [sic]
~ A Koishi RPer

A shrine that loses its faith is nothing but a simple shack.

Now, you, who goes to
such a shack every day—

Experience the raging soul of a god!

~ Kanako Yasaka
It's true that I have barely have some minutes left. This E3 has been declining faster than I expected. [Now, let's end this E3 and go home.] But I must do this... [Hey, we've got to do this after all] Why? Because I am... the Symbol of Fun!

[Damn. Hey, didn't you know Sony showed a lot of exclusives too?] Yes, I did! [Hey, didn't this E3 sucked?] [Wow!] [I-I can't get near their exclusives!] You may have showed a lot of promising exclusives with great graphics but they were already announced!

Are you kidding me? You better not cancel any of those games. At least release one of them this year! [His graphics arean't like the others...! He can't even reach 4K resolution. Every single one of his games... is more than 100% of gameplay!]

A game... it's not just about QTEs and great cinematics! Hey developer, have you ever heard these words? Gameplay first! Please... Understand!''

~ The Story of how Nintendo won E3 2017
I hunger. Bring me food.
~ Meruem
I represent the instinctive hope long nurtured by my species, and that species continues to evolve for my sake. I stand here now, the resulting boon of the total support of my species. You are an individual human, not a king... I am the King that bears his kind's fate. That was the difference in this battle. The Chimera Ants' long evolution has culminated in me. This is a feat the human race, with its individuality, can never match.
~ Meruem
How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun.
~ Engineer
I am totally outclassed. I can never escape the position I've been born into...
~ Rammot
Greed may not be good, but it's not so bad either. You humans think greed is all about money and power, but everyone wants something they don't have.
~ Greed
You should enjoy the little detours. To the fullest. Because that's where you'll find the things more important than what you want.
~ Ging Freecss
The right man, in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world.
~ The G-Man
The wind blows in my favor, little man. You will not be walking away from this one.
~ Sweet Tea Rakeem
Be extremely subtle. Even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious; thereby you can direct your opponent's fate.
~ Sun Tzu
~ Spongebob Squarepants
I bet she doesn't even have ten fingers.
~ Marisa Kirisame
What's the power of the sun? Photosynthesis? Sunburn?
~ Marisa Kirisame
Now, arm your heart, and do battle against your own feelings!
~ Satori Komeiji
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
~ Walter Bagehot


The more you do now, the less you'll have to do later.
Having people acknowledge your existence is a wonderful thing.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
Why do people say 'no offense' right before they're about to offend you?
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
How did I get to this problem? I walked.

Verses I like

Bolded are the verses that are my particular favorites. Not that I necessarily am knowledgable about them, I just happen to like them.

Others. Well, the ones I didn't bother to list on those Verse pages anyway.

Profile Related Things

Click on the picture for the link to the source (Pixiv, DA, Twitter, etc., if not available there, then on Safebooru or another (safe) artboard. If it's an official picture, it'll be linked to a Wiki of the 'verse instead). Click the name for the profile.

Touhou Project

Joon Yorigami

  • *Note: Not to be confused with this Orange.

Other Verses

Made in Mankind

Made in Nature



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The Member Memorial

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