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Summary
The Bakery is the simple bakery established by a single bored baker. As their ambitions grow, so does the Bakery, growing into a theocracy based around the worship of cookies, and with its cookies ultimately encompassing and transcending the universe.
Powers and Stats
Tier: Low 1-C
Civilization Type: Higher-Dimensional Civilization (The Bakery has conquered its own universe and spread across the metacosmos, conquering infinite other Idleverses and even using higher dimensions to produce more cookies).
Name: [blank]'s Bakery
Origin: Cookie Clicker
Classification: Bakery, Empire, Theocracy
Kardashev Level: Type VII (Can use higher-dimensional universes to produce cookies)
Age: Unknown
Population: Countless grandmas, elves, angels, demons, and other workers and "Zillions" of followers
Territory: Infinite universes
Technology and Abilities: Biological engineering and advanced cybernetics, Excavators capable of causing planetary devastation, Interstellar and interdimensional travel, Dyson sphere technology, Perpetual motion machines, Magic and Alchemy, Antimatter Manipulation (Condenses all the antimatter in the universe into cookies), Causality Manipulation (Can enforce causality with upgrades to Time Machines), Earth Manipulation, Higher-Dimensional Manipulation (Can fuse higher-dimensional universes with their own), Law Manipulation (By the five billion cookie mark, the cookies are rewriting the fundamental laws of the universe, and with the Javascript Console, the Baker can alter the transcendental programming of their universe, that is, the game itself, and use it to bake even more cookies. Eventually, they gain control over the transcendental programming of all other idleverses as well, rewriting the rules on a metacosmic scale), Light Manipulation, Mathematics Manipulation, Matter Manipulation (Can cycle through states of matter and freeze them, keeping objects perpetually at the 'cookie' state of matter, and can pack a cookie into one continuous molecule), Physics Manipulation (Can change the speed of light and allow multiple contradictory laws of physics to coexist in the same universe), Plant Manipulation, Probability Manipulation (Can create improbability drives, and make anything have a 50% chance of happening or not happening), Size Manipulation (Can compact infinite universes into small spheres), Time Manipulation (Can stretch time to prolong beneficial effects, doubed the length of a second, and cook with the "essence of eons"), Weather Manipulation (Can change the season at command), Precognition (The Baker knows the precise locations and velocities of all particles in the universe, and can thus predict all events, leaving nothing to chance), Reality Warping, Summoning (Primarily the summoning of cookies, but can summon all sorts of other beings as well), Supernatural Luck (Chancemakers generate cookies from thin air out of sheer luck, can make all lottery tickets print out winners and immediately crash the economy, only for it to recover instantly), Time Travel, Transmutation (Can transmute any element into cookie dough and ultimately does so to the entire universe on a molecular scale, can use All-conversion to transmute everything in a universe into cookies. Can convert light into cookies with the Prism, even doing so with metaphorical lights, such as the glow of a pregnant woman or the twinkle in a child's eye)
Attack Potency: Low Complex Multiverse level (The "Encapsulated realities" upgrade for Idleverses states that the Bakery can reduce infinite universes into small, compact spheres, and the "Brane transplant" upgrade for Portals states that they can fuse higher-dimensional universes, or branes, with their own host universe to produce even more cookies. Ascending with 1 septillion cookies is said to bring them to a higher plane of existence).
Power Source: Thermal and solar power, magic, alchemical transmutation, all of the energy of the infinite past and future, antimatter and nanocosmics, the "pulse" of the cosmos, a timeless rhythm, and light itself.
Industrial Capacity: Absolutely absurd. Cybernetic and robotic crews capable of working and producing cookies nearly incessantly, and an unfathomable amount of cookie-producing facilities that allow for the production of so many cookies that the universe does not have the space to hold them all.
Military Prowess: Unknown, but doubtlessly sizeable. The Bakery is capable of waging and winning wars on a multiversal scale, using its "metacosmic military budget" to produce vast armies.
Notable Individuals:
- The Baker
Weaknesses: The Bakery is completely focused on producing cookies.
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