Summary[]
SCP-3166 is a 2.1-meter-tall humanoid entity, presumed pataphysical in nature, known to manifest during periods when the Garfield media franchise is performing poorly in terms of public reception. The exterior layer of SCP-3166's body resembles a crudely-made costume of the character Garfield, which field inspection has shown to be composed of legitimate cat fur. However, analysis of SCP-3166's composition in the field has shown that its interior mass is composed entirely out of pasta: specifically, lasagna.
Upon reaching its target, SCP-3166 will attempt to inflict bodily harm upon them through a mixture of blunt force using nearby objects and force-feeding of lasagna, obtained through self-disembowelment. During this process, SCP-3166 will vocalize by meowing, purring and screeching in the manner of an extremely agitated cat. Lasagna outside SCP-3166's mass has proven to be an effective form of bait for the entity, as upon seeing it SCP-3166 will abandon its original goal and instead attempt to incorporate the pasta into itself.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 9-C
Name: SCP-3166, You Have No Idea How Alone You Are, Garfield
Origin: SCP Foundation
Gender: Unknown, possibly male
Age: Unknown, first manifested 31 years ago
Classification: Euclid Class Anomalous Entity
Powers and Abilities:
- Peak Human Physical Characteristics
- Inorganic Physiology (Type 1 - Its body is simply a giant mass of lasagna)
- Immortality (Type 2)
- Likely Regeneration (Low-Mid - The damage it would have previously inflicted on itself through self-disembowelment is not included in its physical description and is no longer visible in this picture)
- Inorganic Physiology (Type 1 - Its body is simply a giant mass of lasagna)
- Teleportation via Manifestation and Demanifestation
- Limited Absorption (Not combat applicable - Directly before manifesting, SCP-3166 remotely absorbs Jim Davis' flesh into its lasagna through unknown means)
Resistance to:
- Pain Manipulation (Has no nerves, Can disembowel itself)
Attack Potency: Street level (Equipment such as its baseball bat is on this level. Can easily rip through its own "skin" and tear out pieces of itself. Overpowers humans and force-feeds them lasagna)
Speed: Athletic Human (Outran and caught up with an adrenaline-fueled human)
Lifting Strength: Unknown
Striking Strength: Street level
Durability: Possibly Street level (Might scale to its attack potency, although it can tear off pieces of itself, meaning its attack potency may exceed its durability)
Stamina: Unknown
Range: Standard Melee Range; Extended Melee Range with equipment
Standard Equipment: Seems to manifest carrying a baseball bat
Intelligence: Unknown
Standard Tactics: SCP-3166 usually attacks by severely damaging or crippling its target with nearby weapons, before tearing off pieces of itself and force-feeding them to its victim
Weaknesses: SCP-3166's preferred method of attacking requires it to harm itself. Lasagna from a source other than SCP-3166 will distract it from whatever it is doing at the time, as it will attempt to incorporate the lasagna into itself
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