Seymour Skinner
Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
~ Principal Skinner


Seymour Skinner, also known as Principal Skinner, is the principal of Springfield Elementary School. He has a passion for education which is consistently challenged by a lack of school funds, incompetent teachers and unenthusiastic students, the most notable being Bart Simpson. He is generally strict on discipline, likely stemming from his time serving in the army, but is otherwise quite nervous and fidgety.

Powers and Stats

Tier: At least 8-C

Name: Seymour Skinner

Origin: The Simpsons

Gender: Male

Age: 46

Classification: Human, Principal, Veteran

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Martial Arts and Weapon Mastery (Was a sergeant in the army), Pressure Points (As shown here), Acrobatics

Attack Potency: At least Building level+ (Fought on par with Bart Simpson)

Speed: Supersonic (Faster than Bart, blitzed a trained bodyguard)

Lifting Strength: Class 50 (A lot stronger than Bart)

Striking Strength: At least Building Class+

Durability: At least Building level+ (Comparable to Bart, bulldozed through a bridge, and was unfazed, Survived getting caught in an explosion which destroyed a large amount of concrete and vaporized a carSurvived getting strangled by Homer)

Stamina: High

Range: Standard melee range

Standard Equipment: None notable

Intelligence: Gifted (He has an IQ of 131+, was part of Mensa International, and has knowledge of various subjects such as Science and History. Due to his time in the army, where he achieved the rank of Sergeant, he should be a skilled fighter)

Weaknesses: Skinner is allergic to peanuts.



Notable Victories:

Browncoat Zombie (Plants vs. Zombies) Browncoat's profile (Speed was equalized)

Notable Losses:

Chelshia (Khimera: Destroy All Monster Girls) Chelshia's Profile (Speed was equalized)

Chizome Akaguro (My Hero Academia) Chizome's Profile (Speed was equalized)

Inconclusive Matches:

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