Oh, don't get me started on the nurse. Whoops, I started. No helping it now. Dreadful thing. No conversational skills. No pants. Never actually there when you need her.


Nurse Molly Curdle is the head nurse of the Hospital, in charge of overseeing the health of the patients and keeping them from leaving their wards, no matter what. Also in charge of purging patients deemed too dangerous to survive, which she apparently relishes.

Powers and Stats

Tier: Unknown 

Name: Nurse Molly Curdle

Origin: Awful Hospital

Age: Unknown

Gender: Female

Classification: Conceptual Being, garbage bag full of hypodermic needles and medical waste

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Conceptual Manipulation, likely Regeneration (Low-Godly) and Immortality (Type 3)

Attack Potency: Unknown (Molly is the head nurse of the hospital and, at the very least, should be comparable, if not superior, to Fern Green and the other patients, who she is in charge of keeping in place)

Speed: Unknown (The Depressed Spleen said she could "move as fast as she wants").

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Unknown

Durability: Unknown

Stamina: Unknown

Range: Melee range.

Standard Equipment: Many hypodermic needles.

Intelligence: Unknown.

Weaknesses: None known.


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