| “ | Stop her? Why would I stop her? I've worked for her my whole life. I've lied for her. Framed people for her. Killed people for her. Do you think I'd do all that if I didn't know what she is? What she's capable of? Do you think I'm some kind of stupid pawn here? I know exactly what she could do with that kind of power. And I'll be right there with her when she does it, you old... | „ |
| ~ Miss Pauling to Gray Mann |
Summary
Miss Pauling is a loyal assistant to the Administrator. She performs a number of tasks, including unusual background reports, ordering and delivering goods, opening communication channels and murders. Miss Pauling generally conforms to the opinion of her employer for fear of incurring her anger, even if he does not necessarily agree with it. Despite the stern behavior of her boss, Miss Pauling insists that the Administrator "is not so bad when you get to know her." When pressed by the Administrator as to what exactly her friends are doing, she replies "Um. Go skateboarding ... look at weapons catalogs ... sometimes we just talk ..."
It has been shown that the Scout has a romantic interest in Miss Pauling, but she tries to ignore him completely.
Powers and Stats
Tier: 9-A
Name: Miss Pauling
Origin: Team Fortress 2
Gender: Female
Age: Early 20s
Classification: Human, assistant
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics and Weapon Mastery (Is an expert in gun-slinging)
Attack Potency: Small Building level (Overpowered and killed a Medic, and a squad of BLU team members, including a Spy and a Soldier)
Speed: Athletic Human movement speed, with Subsonic to Subsonic+ reaction speed (Comparable to the mercenaries). Supersonic attack speed with weapons
Lifting Strength: Superhuman
Striking Strength: Small Building level
Durability: At least Small Building level (On par with the mercenaries. Survived a punch from Zhanna, who is comparable to Australium-Chase Soldier)
Stamina: High
Range: Standard Melee Range normally, Hundreds of Meters with guns
Standard Equipment: Revolvers, a shotgun, a derringer-style pistol and many other firearms
Intelligence: Gifted (Has been the assistant of the Administrator for over 10 years and works 364 days out of the year)
Weaknesses: None notable
Others
Notable Victories:
Scout (Team Fortress) Scout's Profile (Second key 9-B Scout used, his pistol was replaced with Mad Milk, and starting distance was 10 meters)
Notable Losses:
Inconclusive Matches:
Discussions
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