Mr. Bambu

aka Boys4Jesus

  • I live in the dark space in between the doors
  • I was born on January 31
  • My occupation is to make unfunny jokes and cry late at night wondering why my wife left me
  • I am tired
  • Bio sometimes its nice to just lay back and revel in silence knowing with absolute certainty that around the next corner, tomorrow is just gonna smack you in the face with a 2x4, and there's nothing you can do about it. so enjoy the now, brothas. steak-umm bless.
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I am the local D&D voodoo man. If you need divination magicks or possibly information like, "the fuck does 3d12+6 mean you fuckhead" (means a lot of damage, probably one-shot most lower level folks), or, "what do I roll to romance the abyssal dire bullfrog" (Diplomacy if you don't have magic, gonna need a high roll if your alignments don't match), you've come to the right place. 

I also like Bloodborne, Dark Souls, Monster Hunter, X.C.O.M, Clancyverse, Dark Cloud, Absolver, and a lot of other stuff but don't tell anybody coz I'm just supposed to be the D&D voodoo guy.

don't ask me about HST or Dragon Ball, please.

Dear Blizzard Entertainment...

Literally the strongest person on this wiki, you may not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like.

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