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DMUA

aka Gerald Reed

  • I live in San Diego
  • I was born on February 9
  • My occupation is Procrastinating a ton on writing a story that may or may not make me money in the future
  • I am A guy who likes SAO... Tabletop

Got some thread you want me to look at that I have yet to find? Want me to evaluate or make a calc? You've come to the right place, my boi User This is 10x funnier if you know the code behind it

various details about requests

I may be a calcing boi, but, please try to slow down with requests and stuff. I'm going through some rough spots and I don't want to feel forced into evaluating something and inevitably making a mistake. If you haven't gotten anything for awhile, and you need to message me, try to keep your requests onto one message so my wall doesn't look like an absolute clusterfork

If this is still too much I may have to post a direct request ban eventually

STOP REQUESTING EVALUATIONS FOR BURRITO'S DAD CALCS, THERE ARE A TON OF CALCING BOIS WHO ACTUALLY CARE

Actually, in general, if I have no investment in a verse, and there are other calcing guys who do care about it, don't contact me. I have no investment in stuff that can be already be handled without my help, and as a result, I won't be able to give a reliable evaluation.

Also stop spamming my wall for fork's sake there's a thread for this

Look at how many pages my message wall has

Does nobody even read the above cause I clearly state I want this not to be a clusterfork, I literally cannot find the calc requests I've neglected past this mess

Also, I don't care about bit feats. I already want to die just taking care of the important stuff that actually decides statistics, if you bother me about calcs that will neither prove a current rating is an outlier or give a new rating to something in general, you will be hecked

Finally, there are other calcing bois. You don't need to message me, in fact, I may just take a while of not evaluating just to see what goes down

Music

Children of the land, do you heaaarrr...

... Well, after tinkering countless times with this and finding out the soundcloud thing just straight up stopped working, apparently you don't. Here's a link though.

But, let's try again for sport, anyhow.

Wings represent freedom for those who have none Which I totally agree with, being that I'm an FFVII fan not free of terrible sequels

... Nope, didn't work either, link here

But since I'm no longer able to pull from SoundCloud, I suppose I'll just

WITNESS! (FEEL) SUFFER! (THINK) BORROW! (TEACH) REASON! (HEAR) FOLLOW! (FEEL) STUMBLE! (THINK) WANDER! (TEACH) LISTEN! (BLINK) WHISPER! (BLINK) SHOULDER! (BLINK) PONDER! (BLINK) WEATHER! (HEAR) ANSWER! (LOOK) ANSWER! (THINK) ANSWER TOOOGEETHHEEERRRRR!

Answers (From "Final Fantasy XIV")

Answers (From "Final Fantasy XIV")

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