Jasper Beardly

Jasper Beardly

Frozen jasper

Early Bird

That's a paddlin'.
~ Jasper


He is a senior citizen in Springfield and Abe Simpson's best friend. Like Hans Moleman, he suffers many accidents and injuries.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 8-C

Name: Jasper Beardly, Frostillicus, Early Bird

Origin: The Simpsons

Gender: Male

Age: Over 90

Classification: Human

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Weapon Mastery (Served in the military. Can fight with a cane like a sword), Hammerspace (As seen here), Flight as Early Bird, Resistance to fire (Was able to survive this and was ok by the next scene)

Attack Potency: At least Building level+ (Comparable to Abe, who can harm Homer Simpson)

Speed: Below Average in movement (He is an old man who walks around with a cane), Supersonic in combat

Lifting Strength: Likely Class 50

Striking Strength: At least Building Class+

Durability: At least Building level+

Stamina: Likely low (Due to his age)

Range: Standard melee range

Standard Equipment: Cane, wooden leg, paddle, handgun, knife, brass knuckles, grenade

Intelligence: Average (Although, he can be a bit senile.) 

Weaknesses: He has many health problems due to his age.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Paddling: His preferred method of discipline.


Notable Victories:

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches:

Start a Discussion Discussions about Jasper Beardly

  • JoJo vs Simpsons again

    10 messages
    • tower of grey doesn't make gray fly invisable so jasper still has a good shot on him
    • No? Nobody said that, but the Stand itself is, Jasper would have to avoid getting gimped by an invisible enemy he cant harm while it pha...
  • Abe Simpson and Jasper Beardly Downgrades

    35 messages
    • Well. If it’s fine. We can go ahead and downgrade Burns Vary tier then since nobody seems to raise issue on it
    • Okay.
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