My doctor declared that you're bad... for my health.
~ Glass Joe


Glass Joe is one of the reoccurring characters in the Punch-Out!! franchise. From Paris, France, he is usually portrayed as a physically and mentally weak boxer with a win/loss record of 1-99, his one win being an accident. He is the first boxer that Little Mac fights in the WVBA, and would eventually gain headgear to compensate for his 100th loss.

Powers and Stats

Tier: Likely 9-B

Name: Glass Joe

Origin: Punch-Out!!

Gender: Male

Age: 38

Classification: Human, Boxer

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Knowledgeable Boxer

Attack Potency: Likely Wall level (Although he is not as strong, he can still battle with championship Little Mac)

Speed: Superhuman with Subsonic reactions and combat speed (Is capable of dodging Little Mac's star punch, and can block any of his normal attacks)

Lifting Strength: Class 25 (Weaker than, Albeit should still scale to Little Mac)

Striking Strength: Likely Wall Class

Durability: Wall level (Capable of surviving attacks from championship Little Mac and Mr. Sandman, Can tank a 3 Star Punch and still be left standing afterwards)

Stamina: High (Can fight for 3 rounds straight while taking extreme beatings from people stronger than him, Can get back up several times after taking beatings from Little Mac, Can take a 3 Star punch and still be left standing, Can take beatings to his jaw for several rounds despite it being his weak spot)

Range: Standard melee range

Standard Equipment: Headgear

Intelligence: Above Average Boxer (Is a decently skilled boxer, by the end of the game, he is capable of fighting with Championship Little Mac, Albeit still losing)

Weaknesses: His jaw is considered to be frail. With a strong enough punch to the bottom of the headgear, it will temporarily leave his face vulnerable. His special technique can easily be countered and knock him down in one hit.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Vive la France: Glass Joe will step back and taunt an opponent by saying "Vive la France!" before stepping back toward his opponent. If he is successful, he will uppercut his opponent if they do not counter him.


Notable Victories:

Freddy Fazbear (Five Nights At Freddy's) Freddy’s Profile (Speed was equal, Canon Freddy was used, Both were bloodlusted, Took place in a boxing ring)

The Hulk (The Incredible Hulk (1978 TV series)) The Hulk’s Profile (Speed was equal)

Baldi (Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning) Baldi's Profile (Both were at 9-B and speed was equalized)

Jar Jar Binks (Lego Star Wars) Jar Jar Bink’s Profile (Speed was equal)

Gotta Sweep (Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning) Gotta Sweep’s Profile (Speed was equal, Took place in Baldi’s School House)

Notable Losses:

Harvey Birdman (Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law) Harvey's Profile (Speed was equalized, Harvey was Powerless)

Inconclusive Matches:

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