Fern Green
You're right. I don't know. I don't know if I can do anything for my son, I don't know if I can survive long enough to ever see him again, I don't even know what's real and unreal anymore or how any part of the universe makes any sense and every one of those things terrify me so much that it really would be easier to keel over and give up here and now...but even if there's no hope, no chance whatsoever that I can make a difference...I have to see that through. As long as I'm alive to keep trying, I have to... and I have to believe that it's better than nothing.
~ Fern


Fern Green is the main protagonist of Awful Hospital. She is a human and Grey Zoner who was stuck in the Hospital following the abduction of her incredibly ill son.

Powers and Stats

Tier: Unknown

Name: Fern Green, "Gross Worm", The World

Origin: Awful Hospital

Gender: Female

Age: 38

Classification: Human, Grey Zoner, Fell Barbarian

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Strength, Speed, and Durability, Conceptual Manipulation and Conceptual Destruction (destroyed the Double Doors by putting an Out of Order sticker on them, things that she believes or perceives become their own conscious beings), Conceptual Being, Regeneration (Low-Godly, Possibly Mid-Godly), Immortality (Type 3 and Type 8; As long as her concept core can perceive and is perceived she continues to exist), Dimensional Storage (brought a "Hammerspace " of infinite size that can contain concepts), Extrasensory Perception (Can "feel " that she has died in a place even though she has no knowledge of dying there), Mind Manipulation Resistance (able to resist the mind manipulation of the Commentators and the Doors, to a degree).

Attack Potency: Unknown (Defeated the Kidney Stone Mother and other much larger monsters, comparable to Celia, who dealt significant damage to the Red Blight, Due to the way layers and zones work, it is unknown how powerful she is).

Speed: Unknown (Due to the conceptual nature of her existence her speed isn't yet quantified).

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Unknown

Durability: Unknown (Survived attacks from the Kidney Stone Mother, the Red Blight, and various worms), but very hard to permanently kill due to the conceptual nature of her existence.

Stamina: High; continued fighting the Kidney Stone Mother after losing most of her blood, survived being impaled by the Red Blight.

Range: Standard melee range

Standard Equipment: Kidney Stone, Ramblin' Evil Colorectal Polyp

Intelligence: Above average

Weaknesses: None notable


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