It's not just every cycle that the whole world steps into your clinic.


Doctor Staphanie Coccus is a bacteria inhabiting one of Fern's many cadavers, where she acts as a doctor for the other bacteria, worms, viruses, fungi, and other creatures within. When Fern enters her clinic, Staphanie decides to join her on her journey to find the anomaly within her own corpse.

Powers and Stats

Tier: Unknown | Unknown

Name: Doctor Staphanie "Staph" Coccus

Origin: Awful Hospital

Gender: Female

Age: Unknown

Classification: Conceptual being, bacteria, doctor

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman strength, speed, and durability, Conceptual Manipulation, Healing, likely Regeneration (Low-Godly) and Immortality (Type 3), Fusionism

Attack Potency: Unknown (Staph refuses to fight any under circumstances) | Unknown (Strong enough to trade blows with Ascended Balmer)

Speed: Unknown

Lifting Strength: Unknown

Striking Strength: Unknown | Unknown

Durability: Unknown | Unknown

Stamina: High

Range: Extended melee range

Standard Equipment: Nothing notable

Intelligence: Fairly high

Weaknesses: Refuses to fight | None notable

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Reverse Healing: Staph conceptualizes a handgun into existence and practices reverse medicine with it.

Key: Base | Ascended


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