Dennis Reynolds

“	Dennis: Dee? I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I can even add you to my collection. Dee: Are you saying that you have a collection of skin luggage? Dennis: Of course I'm not, Dee. Don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch! Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces. And put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantel.	„
	~ Dennis threatening Dee for interrupting him

“	LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME!!	„
	~ Dennis yelling at Mac

Summary

Dennis Reynolds is a fictional character in the television series It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis is one of the main characters and a co-owner of Paddy's Pub. He is depicted as a self-centered, manipulative, and narcissistic individual with a penchant for deceit and questionable moral values. Throughout the series, Dennis often engages in unethical schemes and exhibits erratic behavior, contributing to the dark and comedic tone of the show. His character is known for his inflated sense of superiority and a lack of empathy for others.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 9-C, higher with weaponry

Name: Dennis Reynolds, The Golden God (By himself), Brian LeFevre and Dane Brass (Alias's)

Origin: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Gender: Male

Age: In his 30's

Classification: Bar Owner, Bartender, Implied Serial Killer/rapist

Powers and Abilities: Peak Human Physical Characteristics, Skilled Hand-to-Hand Combatant (Seemed to have a good grasp on how to effectively break other peoples bones with well placed kicks), Social Influencing (Extremely good at manipulating people), Limited Body Control (Can lower his blood pressure in under a minute), Stealth Mastery (Stalked the waitress and broke into a random persons house without them noticing despite the entire family being home, sneaked back into the bar and threw a doll to the ground without anyone noticing), Weapon Mastery (Mac called Dennis a "Good Shot". Hit Charlie while he was running), Preparation (Has a compartment filled with his tools which is clearly put aside to use for his crimes despite what he claims. Has cameras set up in his room to play at all times), Berserk Mode (Dennis will occasionally fall into bouts of uncontrollable rage which will lead to him making rash and violent choices, such as when he was frustrated with living in the suburbs he was fully prepared to attack and kill his neighbour, and when he was rejected at his highschool reunion he ran out to his car to get his tools and said that they would "pay the ultimate price"), Fire Manipulation (With prep time he can use fire for a variety of things, like burning down a house. Along with the rest of the gang he blew up a building), Poison Manipulation (Poisoned the beers of his competition), Possibly limited Precognition (Had a dream where Charlie asked him a question and later Charlie called him with the exact same question)

Attack Potency: Street level (Comparable to Charlie, was fully willing and prepared to murder his neighbour with a firepoker. Fought relatively evenly with Mac. Got a score of 999 on a punching machine. Scratched Mac hard enough to make him bleed. Hit Charlie hard enough to stun him and broke a chair against his back. Heavily hinted that Dennis murdered Brian LeFevre and stole his identity, threatened to kill Mac with his bare hands, kicked in Ingrid’s locked door), higher with weaponry

Speed: Average Human (Claimed his legs were too athletic to pass as "dead")

Lifting Strength: Athletic Human (Snapped the necks of crows and ripped off their heads as a kid. Is implied to have strangled people before. Heavily implied that he pushed his wife off a building. Overpowered Mac. Lifted a metal keg while fighting with Mac who also had a metal keg on)

Striking Strength: Street level, higher with weaponry

Durability: Street level (Has tanked attacks from Charlie who previously claimed he was going to "hit him with everything he had". Survived a car crash. Repeatedly beaten by both Frank and Mac. Comparable to Dee who survived getting hit by a speeding car, and being lit on fire in a kerosene explosion two times. Survived being hit by a car and being beaten by a group of men and only sustained minor injuries)

Stamina: At least Athletic, possibly Peak Human (Likely somewhat comparable to Charlie. Along with the rest of the gang helped drag a corpse up a mountain for hours on end. Stared straight into a camera for 2 hours without moving. Claimed to have broken every bone his hand and continued acting completely normal for almost a full minute afterwards. Even while sick and tired he could briefly chase Dee around with an axe. Danced for close to two days straight with little to no breaks. Showed absolutely no reaction to his hand being stabbed by a dart)

Range: Standard Melee Range, Extended Melee Range to Hundreds of Meters with weaponry

Standard Equipment: Flashlight, Tape, Zip Ties, Camera, Latex Gloves, Plastic Wrap, etc

• Optional Equipment: Golf Club, Poisoned Beer, Axe, Pistol, Firepoker, Garbage Bags, Blowtorch, Hammer, Molotov, Drill, Nail Gun, Gasoline and a knife

Intelligence: At least Above Average, possibly Gifted (Has committed a variety of crimes and has gotten away with all of them, some of which by planting evidence, manipulating others and lying expertly. Shown to be an extremely proficient con artist and be detail oriented. Has an established system for manipulation which usually works shown here and here. Has a hidden compartment in his car which he likely would have needed to make himself. Successfully lead a second life with a fake name without the rest of the gang knowing for years. Claimed to have passed all of his classes and minored in psychology, he also went to the University of Pennsylvania which is a fairly decent school. Extremely skilled at making clay sculptures, Charlie described him as "Calculating", and while in second grade, he began keeping a psychological dossier on Dee)

Weaknesses:

• Gets extremely emotional and defensive when he's caught in a lie, interrupted, or messed with in some other way and when this happens he is prone to acting violent, yelling and just getting angry in general.
• Extremely insecure.
• If he doesn’t have alcohol for long periods of time he gets very sick

Gallery

Dennis Being Interviewed for the Murder of his Wife

Dennis Practicing his Shooting

Dennis and the Gang Get Interrogated

Dennis threatening the people he accidentally kidnapped

Dennis admiring his RPG

Notable Matchups

Victories:

Joe Goldberg (YOU) Joe's Profile (Speed equal, both of them had knives, the battle took place inside paddy's pub, they started five meters away from each other and Dennis had 10 minutes of prep time)

Losses:

Inconclusive:

Discussions

Discussion threads involving Dennis Reynolds