Conker the squirrel
Well, here I am. Conker the King. King of all the land. Who'd've thought that? 'But how did I come to this,' I hear you say. 'And who are those strange fellows that surround my throne?' I hear you also say. Well, it's a long story. Come closer, and I'll tell you. It all started yesterday. What a day THAT was. It's what I call... a Bad Fur Day.
~ Conker


Conker the Squirrel is the main protagonist of the titular video game series created by Rareware. He is a red squirrel with a working-class English accent, who is foul-mouthed and alcoholic, but still good-hearted, and tends to get into a lot of trouble.

Powers and Stats

Tier: At least 9-A

Name: Conker the Squirrel

Origin: Diddy Kong Racing / Conker series

Gender: Male

Age: 21

Classification: Squirrel, 1/28th vampire

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Flight (By spinning his tail), Toon Force, Hammerspace, Weapon Mastery, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Resurrection (has "as many lives as he thinks he can get away with"), Immortality (Type 4), Limited Transformation (Can turn into an anvil), Hypnosis, Fire Manipulation (Via flamethrower), Explosion Manipulation (Via rocket launcher and dynamite)

Attack Potency: At least Small Building level (Staggered a large stone gargoyle, comparable to enemies who can damage him)

Speed: Hypersonic+ (Reacted to an ICMB, can casually dodge bullets)

Lifting Strength: Class 1 (Can push boulders around and throw a beehive larger than himself several meters in the air)

Striking Strength: At least Small Building Class

Durability: At least Small Building level (Survived hitting a windmill hard enough to smash it into bits. Took a tank explosion that knocked out Private Rodent, the likes of which survived the destruction of a military bunker)

Stamina: High

Range: Standard melee range, extended melee range to hundreds of meters with weapons

Standard Equipment: Frying pan, slingshot, katana, chainsaw, throwing knives, crossbow, shotgun, dual SMGs, flamethrower, rocket launcher, dynamite, a stopwatch used for hypnotizing targets.

Intelligence: Above Average (A master of persuasion and multiple weapons. Is very cunning like when he convinced a guard that he is not a squirrel, but rather an elephant)

Weaknesses: Alcoholic.

Feats: Respect thread


Notable Victories:

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches:

Start a Discussion Discussions about Conker the Squirrel

  • Alucard Vs. Conker

    22 messages
    • Eating his soul and adding him to his hive mind?
    • Don't really see how that would bypass resurrection as it comes from 4th Wall of having infinite lives granted by the programmer.
  • Loud Mouths: Conker vs Scout

    10 messages
    • Niceee Both are fairly evenly matched in terms of range and experience with combat, and I do think Conker can get past that regen. BONK w...
    • Damn. That's a shame
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