|“||Well, here I am. Conker the King. King of all the land. Who'd've thought that? 'But how did I come to this,' I hear you say. 'And who are those strange fellows that surround my throne?' I hear you also say. Well, it's a long story. Come closer, and I'll tell you. It all started yesterday. What a day THAT was. It's what I call... a Bad Fur Day.||„|
Conker the Squirrel is the main protagonist of the titular video game series created by Rareware. He is a red squirrel with a working-class English accent, who is foul-mouthed and alcoholic, but still good-hearted, and tends to get into a lot of trouble.
Powers and Stats
Tier: At least 9-A
Name: Conker the Squirrel
Origin: Diddy Kong Racing / Conker series
Classification: Squirrel, 1/28th vampire
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Flight (By spinning his tail), Toon Force, Hammerspace, Weapon Mastery, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Resurrection (has "as many lives as he thinks he can get away with"), Immortality (Type 4), Limited Transformation (Can turn into an anvil), Hypnosis, Fire Manipulation (Via flamethrower), Explosion Manipulation (Via rocket launcher and dynamite)
Striking Strength: At least Small Building Class
Durability: At least Small Building level (Survived hitting a windmill hard enough to smash it into bits. Took a tank explosion that knocked out Private Rodent, the likes of which survived the destruction of a military bunker)
Range: Standard melee range, extended melee range to hundreds of meters with weapons
Standard Equipment: Frying pan, slingshot, katana, chainsaw, throwing knives, crossbow, shotgun, dual SMGs, flamethrower, rocket launcher, dynamite, a stopwatch used for hypnotizing targets.
Intelligence: Above Average (A master of persuasion and multiple weapons. Is very cunning like when he convinced a guard that he is not a squirrel, but rather an elephant)
Feats: Respect thread