| “ | I WILL DUEL AND CRUSH MY SLITHERING SEXUAL SNAKE BOSS, AND FINISH WHAT I STARTED WHEN I STEPPED MY METAL FOOT INTO THIS CHILDREN'S FARCE. I WILL DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND WHEN THAT IS SAID AND DONE, AND YOU SEE ME AT THE PEAK OF A MOUNTAIN OF TROPHIES, RESTING ON MY THRONE OF PRIZES, I WANT TO GET TO TELL YOU THAT I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO. SO IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS.
I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME. |
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| ~ Caliborn |
| “ | I WILL DUEL AND CRUSH MY SLITHERING SEXUAL SNAKE BOSS, AND FINISH WHAT I STARTED WHEN I STEPPED MY METAL FOOT INTO THIS CHILDREN'S FARCE. I WILL DO THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND WHEN THAT IS SAID AND DONE, AND YOU SEE ME AT THE PEAK OF A MOUNTAIN OF TROPHIES, RESTING ON MY THRONE OF PRIZES, I WANT TO GET TO TELL YOU THAT I DID WHAT I WANTED TO DO. SO IF YOU REMEMBER JUST ONE THING I SAY, OF SO MANY GREAT THINGS SAID BY ME, THEN PLEASE REMEMBER THIS.
I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME. |
„ |
| ~ Caliborn |
| “ | YOU.
YOU THERE. GIRL. QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE ME BEFORE I ARRIVE? HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE? |
„ |
| ~ Lord English |
Summary
Caliborn, also known by his chat handle, undyingUmbrage, is Calliope's "brother", the other, opposed existence within her body. Even amongst evil cherubs, Caliborn is extremely malicious and is obsessed with death and destruction, which he seeks to spread and enjoy as he pleases for the simple reason that he can and he wants to. As with his sister, his title is one of the rare and powerful master classes; he is the Lord of Time.
After killing his sister and conquering his session, a dead session so impossibly difficult that it was considered unbeatable even for him, he ascended to become a God Tier and killed his denizen, Yaldabaoth. This allowed him to gain access to his God Tier clock, which he destroyed, and its powers he absorbed. Afterwards, he allowed himself to be sealed within Lil' Cal by Dirk with several other entities, fusing with them and becoming Lord English, an indestructible, time-travelling demon who has assured his existence throughout all of space and time, allowing him to go about destroying all of existence.
Powers and Stats
Tier: At least 7-A | At least 2-A | At least 2-A, likely higher | 1-A | At least 2-A
Name: Caliborn, the Lord of Time, Lord English, the Angel of Double Death, undyingUmbrage (screen name)
Origin: Homestuck
Gender: Hermaphrodite, but identifies as a male
Age: 11 "units" | Technically older than time.
Classification: Cherub, Sburb player | God, Lord of Time | Ascended Godtier | Indestructible paradox demon
Powers and Abilities:
Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Hammerspace, 4th Wall Awareness, Power Nullification with the Juju Breaker (Can nullify any kind of Juju-like power by hitting something with the crowbar), Tolerance to Pain, Resistance to Gravity Manipulation
Same as before, Flight, "Can unlock any lock", Plot Manipulation (Unlocked and control the narrative, also has full control over the forces of inevitability which are the ones of narrative authority), Time Manipulation (As a Lord of Time, he has complete control over the flow of time), Time Travel, Fate, Probability and Causality Manipulation (He has a passive control over the forces of inevitability, which make in sort that all outcomes, possibilities, and causality will answer him, to the point of being able to control everything that happens and can happen, even retroactively), Life Creation, Immortality (Types 1, 4, and 8; can only be killed if his death is 'Heroic' or 'Just'), Resurrection (Whenever he is killed, unless his death is 'Heroic' or 'Just', he'll just come back to life), possibly Power Nullification (Can prevent the reader from advancing in the story), Resistance to Heat Manipulation
Same as before minus Type 8 Immortality, Energy Projection, Invulnerability, possibly Conceptual Manipulation (type 2), BFR, Teleportation, Invisibility and Intangibility with the Ring of Void Acausality (Types 1, 3, and 4), Sealing, Plot Manipulation and Power Modification with The Treasure (It sealed the Beta Kids, with its attraction being said to be metatextual and being able to overwrite the powers of the targets), Resistance to Soul Manipulation (Even when weakened, Dirk couldn't destroy his soul)
All previous powers at their fullest potential minus the Juju ones, Immortality (Type 8. As a "supreme villain", you can't stop him from coming into being, nor can you make him dead until Paradox Space allows it. His influence make so that he can also only be truly killed if every point in his existence is "validated", otherwise it will lead to a conceptual unraveling where everything will be "retroactively discredited"), Beyond-Dimensional Existence (Type 2), Large Size (Type 11), Summoning, Minor Fire Manipulation and Radiation Manipulation, Gravity Manipulation Telepathy, Power Bestowal, Mind and Madness Manipulation, Sleep Manipulation, Empathic Manipulation, Memory Manipulation, Fear Manipulation, Dream Manipulation, Abstract Existence, Reality Warping, Spatial Manipulation, Matter Manipulation, Technology Manipulation, Duplication, Rage Power, Conceptual Manipulation (Type 1), Curse and Life Manipulation, Soul Manipulation, Void Manipulation (His existence includes Equius, the Heir of Void, and he can cause "Double Death", completely erasing a person from existence. His "poison" is also said to erase someone from canon), Teleportation, Time Travel, Nigh-Omnipresence (exists simultaneously across all timelines even before his emergence), Can bypass Immortality (type 1, 4 and 8) and Negate Healing as well as Resurrection, Resistance to Time Manipulation, Spatial Manipulation, Soul Manipulation, Life Manipulation, Fate Manipulation, Empathic Manipulation, Probability Manipulation, Information Manipulation, Void Manipulation, Mind Manipulation, Sleep Manipulation, Radiation Manipulation, Precognition, Clairvoyance, Poison Manipulation, Plot Manipulation and Conceptual Manipulation
All previous powers on a lower scale than his prime, minus the First Guardians' ones
Attack Potency: At least Mountain level (He constantly beat Gamzee to the point of making him vomit blood and is also considered as one of the strongest Sburb players, being able to win a session considered as "impossible") | At least Multiverse level+ (As a Lord, one of the two master classes, Caliborn should be far above most other God Tiers, comparable to John in Game Over, albeit weaker). | At least Multiverse level+, likely higher (Killed Yaldabaoth, the strongest Denizen. Sealed away John, Rose, Dave, and Jade before casually trouncing Jane, Roxy, Dirk, and Jake. Possessed near-complete control over his powers at this point) | Outerverse level (Was destroying Paradox Space, which is all of existence, including infinite Genesis Frogs and the Horrorterrors that transcend them in the Furthest Ring, and also slaughters said races. Killed Andrew Hussie, the author of MS Paint Adventures. Even in his sealed form, his curse could affect any plane of existence. Is detached from the main reality/narrative, which would put him above characters who transcend the Furthest Ring and its infinite hierarchy) | At least Multiverse level+ (Is way weaker than before, but still strong enough to put a challenge to Dave Strider, Davepeta and John Egbert, as well as killing both Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde)
Speed: At least FTL+ (Should be comparable to Gamzee) | Immeasurable (Should be much faster than most other God Tiers) | Immeasurable (Effortlessly stomped all the Alpha kids) | Irrelevant, Nigh-Omnipresence (Lord English exists in all timelines, even prior to his summoning and his birth; he is already here, and all outcomes are part of his being) | Immeasurable
Lifting Strength: Unknown, likely Superhuman | Unknown | Immeasurable | Irrelevant
Striking Strength: Mountain Class | At least Multiversal+ | At least Multiversal+, likely higher | Outerversal | At least Multiversal+
Durability: At least Mountain level | At least Multiverse level+ | At least Multiverse level+, likely higher (Even Jake's Hope Field, which completely overpowered him, wasn't able to make any damage) | Outerverse level | At least Multiverse level+, likely higher
Stamina: Superhuman (Chewed off his own leg and trekked across Earth without showing any signs of exhaustion) | Likely limitless.
Range: Melee range, several meters with his AK-47 | At least Multiversal+ | At least Multiversal+, likely higher | Outerversal
Standard Equipment: His AK-47/Cane, Lil' Seb, Gamzee, Lil' Cal, the Ring of Void, the Ultimate Weapon, The Felt, and a Juju Breaker | The Green Sun Cane and the Golden AK.
Intelligence: Although referred to as "learning-impaired" by both himself and Hussie, Caliborn is noted to be exceptionally cunning, inventive, and brutal, and was able to use The Felt's powers to their fullest extents to win his session, which was so difficult it was seen as "nearly impossible", even for him. Also, he later develops an exceptionally high understanding of the mechanics of time and space, masterminding the assurance of his existence across all of the universes and becoming a temporal inevitability.
Weaknesses: Due to the unusual method behind his predomination, Caliborn is stuck in a perpetual state of prepubescent immaturity. | Lord English is weak to cueball artifacts
Note: For an explanation of Caliborn/Lord English's passives as well as his immortality, see this blog.
Key: Base | God Tier | After Killing Yaldabaoth | Lord English | Depowered
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Inconclusive Matches:
Unicron (Transformers) Unicron's Profile (Speed was equalized, God Tier Caliborn was used, the battle took place in a safe Hyperbolic Time Chamber, distance is 10 meters away)