| “ | "Holistic" is the fundamental interconnectedness of all things. I don't do your whole deal with sniper rifles, poison or getting hired. I just kill whoever I feel like killing all day, and if I killed them, they were my target. The connection between cause and effect is much more, you know, subtle than you would otherwise think. I mean, you wouldn't believe it. Things, they double up. They parallel. Everything is chaos, but it's synchronized. It's like there's always something ready to mirror itself, life endlessly turning inward. | „ |
| ~ Bart explaining holism to Ken |
Summary
Bartine "Bart" Curlish, the self proclaimed holistic assassin, is an assassin that spends her time killing people because she "feels like it", and whoever she killed was her intended target, that was fated to die. She used to be part of Project Blackwing when she was younger before she escaped through unknown means. At some point she saw the name of Dirk Gently in a dream and set out thinking she had to kill him. Along the way of her search, after having formed a friendship with her companion Ken, she decided she didn't need to kill most people she meets.
Powers and Stats
Tier: 10-A
Name: Bartine "Bart" Curlish, Project Marzanna, QT 3.14
Origin: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (BBCA)
Gender: Female
Age: Unknown
Classification: Anomalous entity, Holistic Assassin
Powers and Abilities: Blessed (The universe grants her a boon of invincibility as long as she doesn't stray from her path), Causality Manipulation and Probability Manipulation (As an essential part of the interworkings of the universe, she's granted a boon of a sort of invincibility as long as she follows her path. With it she's managed to never get hurt in her entire life, with one exception, killed off multiple people at ones, usually without even trying and randomly shooting, or waving her hand, at one point she defeated an army of 11 000 without a single scratch on her, if she's locked in a cell the door will suddenly be broken or something and she can go out, food will come to her when she's supposed to eat it, shooting her will make the gun not work at that moment, managed to get in a hotel while she bloody and screaming without a single person somehow noticing it, etc)
Attack Potency: Athlete level (Defeated multiple medieval knights and special operatives)
Speed: Subsonic Reactions and Combat Speed (Caught a crossbow bolt with her hand)
Lifting Strength: Athletic Human
Striking Strength: Athlete level
Durability: Athlete level
Stamina: Average
Range: Standard Melee Range physically
Standard Equipment: None notable, although weapons sort of come to her when she needs them
Intelligence: Gifted (Although she lacks basic knowledge about the world, like hotel rooms or radios, she possesses in depth familiarity with abstract philosophical concepts like holism)
Weaknesses: She becomes vulnerable as normal humans if she strays from her path and doesn't follow her instinct
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