| “ | We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones... | „ |
| ~ Grampa's stories that don't go anywhere. |
Summary
Abraham Jay "Abe" Simpson II, commonly known as Grampa Simpson or simply Grampa, is a major recurring character in The Simpsons and a supporting character in The Simpsons Movie. He is the elderly patriarch of the Simpson family, Abe was a World War II veteran who was later sent to the Springfield Retirement Castle by Homer. He is known for his long, rambling, and often inaccurate stories.
Powers and Stats
Tier: At least 9-A, likely 8-C
Name: Abraham Jebediah "Abe" Simpson II, Grandpa, Glamorous Godfrey (Wrestler Alias).
Origin: The Simpsons
Gender: Male
Age: Varies (His age is not consistent, one episode said he's 83, but another says he's 86 and another 87. None of these ages could realistically work since he's supposed to be a WW2 veteran. The floating timeline that the show runs on does not help)
Classification: Human, War veteran, Former wrestler.
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Weapon Mastery (Was a sergeant in the army), Martial Arts (Is skilled in wrestling), Extrasensory Perception (Can see ghosts), Toon Force, Age Manipulation (Almost turned Bart into an old man), Sleep Manipulation (As seen here), Resistance to high frequency Sound Waves (Was unaffected by a sound wave that was loud enough to cause someone's head to explode) and Extreme Heat (Was unaffected by a Lava Rock that hot enough to melt a large hole in the floor)
Attack Potency: At least Small Building level+, likely Building level (Can trade blows with Homer. Capable of overpowering Bart)
Speed: Subsonic+ (Comparable to Bart, Shouldn’t be much slower than Homer)
Lifting Strength: Class 10 (Strangled Homer)
Striking Strength: At least Small Building level+, likely Building level
Durability: At least Small Building level+, likely Building level (Comparable to Homer Simpson)
Stamina: Likely Below Average (Due to his age)
Range: Standard Melee Range
Standard Equipment: None notable
Intelligence: Above Average (Former military man and wrestler, he can be a bit senile)
Weaknesses: He has many health problems due to his age.
Notable Matchups
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Discussions
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